The Koala and the Lizard

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says:

"Hey Koala, what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up, sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

Comments

[cube]

LOL!

[Omni]

Good one, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luka]

good one! ;-) (found you via a BA surf)

[LIZ]

Have you heard the Sauf Efrikan version?

[mboy]

No...the lizard and croc I can see but what type of animal have we got to replace a Koala?

[Barb]

LOLlolLOLlolLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Sherlock The Holmes]

Giggity

[Sharon Lizard lady]

Too funny... I love this joke... My Dad apparently told it to the minister one day after church. My Dad passed away last Sunday and the minister mentioned the joke at his funeral service.. I posted it for all to see since the minister could not repeat it in church and everyone at the service wanted to know what the minister was talking about lol