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Recently scientists decided to change the name of the planet Uranus to Urrectum. Unfortunately people still made fun of the planets.
One distressed scientist said,"I dunno what to do about Uranus, we change the name and people laugh, we keep it and people laugh."
Aliens from Uranus were also unhappy,"We felt there would be an improvement and we must say this is a disappointment. Uranus is the joke of the galaxy, mocked by even the youngest toddler."
Scientists are now considering changing it again to Urmomma, more updates as this story develops but so far the general consensus is positive. Paris Hilton said "Urmomma is hot". Aliens later killed Paris Hilton for unrelated reasons, many people rejoiced.
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