Dog Food Diet

So I am standing in line at my local supermarket with a large bag of Pedigree dog food when the lady behind me, obviously just trying to ingratiate herself with such a dishy dude as me, asked if I had a dog. On impulse I replied,

    "No, I'm actually giving the Pedigree Doggy Kibble Diet another try although I probably shouldn't because the last time I tried it I ended up in hospital with tubes coming out every imaginable orifice and IV's in both arms,....."

Well the look of horror that started spreading over her face just spurred me on:

     "....although I did lose 20kgs. To work the diet every morning you load your pockets with kibbles and then eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is well balanced so you should get all of your nutritional requirements from it. That's why I want to give the diet another try."

By now the whole line was listening even the teller had stopped ringing through items.

"But...but...why did you end up in hospital?", the hapless women stammered, "Were you poisoned?"

"No...no...no", I said "nothing like that. I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me......"

Comments

[Big Rich]

Stop telling fibs - it was the missus who landed you in hospital - TWACK - for trying to sneak animal protein into your diet!