I surfed across this note on crack.com today. One of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Do yourself a favour and follow the link to the complete article, especially if you are having a bad day. It certainly cracked me up.
I know it's a bit longer than my readers usually have to deal with but it shouldn't take you too long to get through it. No more than say 10 minutes.....even if you have to mouth the words.....I know I timed myself okay!
So You've Regained Consciousness... by Jay Pinkerton
"If
you are reading this letter, that means I left it pinned to your
clothes after having driven over you with my car. Hello! If your wounds
are severe enough that you are unable to read this letter on your own,
please blow on the whistle and have someone read it to you. Do not allow them to call the police yet. Finish the letter first. You'll see where I'm going with this in a minute."
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