Heard of SEO (Search Engine Optimisation)? It is the science (art?) of optimising your web site so certain keywords will pop you to the top of the google page when people search for them. F'instance if you are a plumber you might want a search for "leaky faucet" to return your site first.
Well SEO is a hot topic at the moment with consultants selling it as service, crooksters selling "trade secrets", snake oil salesmen selling the promise of eternal placement and spammers.....well spammers just spam.........
Why did I start this post.....dum...dee...dum....oh yeah....I noticed I have been getting an abnormally large amount of traffic for a certain keyword combination - try it - google "koala lizard" or "lizard koala" and I pop to the top of the page. So right now if you are selling lizard leather shoes with a koala fur lining...www.monkeyboy.ws is *HOT* property you just might want to think about making me an offer$$$ *wink* *wink*
How did this happen, send me a cheque and I'll send you the secret.......no.....just joking.....it was the Koala & Lizard Joke (not mine just plagurised from somewhere...probably the site below mine on google (sorry guys)) and thanks everyone who has been googling it I love that joke cracks me up every time I read it.
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